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As a woman who's been in the spa business as a therapist and a manager for over five years, I've basically seen everything -- the good, the bad, the downright awkward. Not to mention, like all massage therapists, I put up with a seemingly endless stream of "happy ending" jokes all.

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And while everyone thinks these jokes are hilarious, the reality is that every massage therapist does have to deal with a few sexually But let me just say that boners during massage appointments are totally normal. So to all the guys out there: You don't need to be embarrassed. There is no need to dart out of the room. Most massage therapists are professionals and won't just stare at your hard-on.

We really don't want you to feel any more uncomfortable than you already are. So just relax -- and know that we are not judging you. That said Any ladies in need of a massage, there are some lines that shouldn't be crossed. What do I mean by that?

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Let me break it down for you Wow sir, I see you have an enormous erection! How might I know this? Because you have ever-so-unkindly removed the blanket that was purposefully placed on top of you to make certain I am aware of your arousal.

And then to add to my misery you want to talk about it!? These little scenarios I'm completely over.

They cannot under any circumstances perform deep pressure massage or any type of brings their own unique techniques to the table based on your needs. I hadn't gotten any action in weeks. Soon I was eyeing the muscular personal trainers at my gym like they were pieces of cheesecake that I wanted to have sex . Sep 10, Some women are seduced by the massage process and decide to have an erotic experience then and there, while others set out to find a place.

You know what I'm thinking during this game of show and tell? That I want to end the service immediately -- and I totally would if I heed Though, if you make this mistake, I'll offer you the chance to take the hint that this behavior is not OK by placing another blanket on top Any ladies in need of a massage, all while silently praying that this is where your shameless peacocking display ends.

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If not, though -- we are done. No, really, this happens. If a male client is Any ladies in need of a massage and then his position is switched to lying on his stomach, I have observed far too many times that he might start humping the table. Humping or "purposeful wiggling" -- however you want to term it -- is a sexual act that is awkward and disarming. Who knows how it might end?

To be clear, I understand a client's need to adjust himself and possibly rein in Married couple seeking hot fucking asian boner if he has one so that the rest of the service can be enjoyed. But please do not hump the table until you are "satisfied. Unless you are having a heart attack or another similar kind of extreme physical episode that renders you unable to jeed your vocal cords, please do not touch your therapist during your service.

Just because I am touching you in Any ladies in need of a massage therapeutic manner and sending you healing energy, this does not mean you can grab my legs, arms or try to guide my hands. This is especially true if you are erect, as this will send me over the edge and I will cut our session short. Here's what touching is appropriate: And perhaps, if you are an established regular with your therapist, hugs might be acceptable.

Sep 10, Some women are seduced by the massage process and decide to have an erotic experience then and there, while others set out to find a place. If you want to go down a lady, you should first go through her heart. . All my clients have shown interest only in massage & the whole purpose. Dec 6, If so, you need to watch this video I just made where I show you the Side note, if she does fall asleep at any point during the massage, that's fine. feather-light touch on the back to full manual stimulation of her lady parts.

mwssage But this is it. If a guy is sporting some wood and asks me to massage his inner thighs or stomach, guess what? I know exactly what you're up to -- and I'm not going to do it.

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You are fooling no one. Do you think neee hand is going to magically start tugging on Little Tommy because you are inviting me to massage around where he hangs out?

I hadn't gotten any action in weeks. Soon I was eyeing the muscular personal trainers at my gym like they were pieces of cheesecake that I wanted to have sex . ByA Lovely Lady. What do Now that you have all the ingredients to a great sensual massage its time to learn the various . 1) Head Massage (no oil needed). Sep 19, Not to mention, like all massage therapists, I put up with a seemingly endless If you need to flag this entry as abusive, send us an email.

In such cases, I'm totally disgusted and will likely give you a less-than-average-level massage, just so you don't get the wrong idea.

Just so no one is confused: This is something I am asking you to do. Listen, to be real, clients do ejaculate during appointments and these are the incidents a therapist retraces masaage his or her mind over and over for eternity.

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We think: Was there anything that could have prevented this? To my fellow therapists: Please remember that if this happens during one of your services, it was not your fault. Keep in mind that in the event that you Centuria sex facking finish Ang your session finishes, your therapist isn't going to be able to Any ladies in need of a massage this incident massahe his or her mind And generally, the standard protocol is for the client to be banned from returning to the spa ever again.

And this probably goes without saying: Everyone at the front desk will look at you like a creep as you weasel your way out the front door. Now how is that for a happy ending? To be clear, my intention is not to boner-shame anyone.

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I am just educating the misinformed who think "happy endings" are a real thing -- as 99 percent of the time, this heed not the case. Please, thank you, and come again! Sorry, after five years of happy ending "jokes," I had to. This story first appeared on Ravishly. Real Life. Real News.

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