Reason 1: Two Balls
You need two balls to ride a motorcycle, unlike playing tennis or football, activities in which only one single ball is needed
Reason 2: Life Sucks
Life’s a bitch and we’re all fed up of doing the same old stuff day after day, get on a bike and get suckers lost forever. You’ll hang around with cool people and you’ll be doing cool stuff at all times.
Reason 3: Cars are Ugly
Those moving cages we see commuting are bloody ugly devices. I know they are necessary, but once you want to be stylish not even a Ferrari can match an old greasy motorcycle.
Reason 4: Knights
Middle Ages had knights, brave and adventorous people who ruled the world. They haven’t dissapeared, it’s us riding iron horses now!
Reason 5: Faster, Cleaner, Better
No other vehicle is faster or moves cleaner in traffic than a bike. Therefore it is the very best mean of transport in history… and will always be no matter what shit is to be invented in the future.
Reason 6: You Make a Difference
You will not stand out of the crowd getting off a cage, if you wanna be seen you gotta be riding! Motorcycles are eye catching.
Reason 7: Loud Pipes Save Lives
Motorbikes enhance the world with beautiful engine music, the louder the better! No better way of scaping a noisy city noise than pulling the throttle and make your ride scream.
Reason 8: You Only Live Once
So are you going to spend your life indoors? C’mon and get some fresh air and enjoy life. Nothing is more liberating than a motorcycle along an open road. Experience life.
Reason 9: Be there at all times
You get in a car, a train, a plane… and you dissapear from one spot to appear in another one. On a motorcycle you get the scent of smells, the wind, the weather… and you are wherever you are in every moment. Live the Present, Carpe Diem!
Reason 10: No Fake
There are no posers on motorcycles, you are either a biker or you would never put your ass on one!